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Work or Escape from Dilbert's Box
by: Janusz Wyrwa
Mc
WORLD AND RAGE AGAINST Mc WORLD
Mc
World - that is a world in which we are living. Multinational corporations
(more and more powerful, for instance thanks to fusions like Daimler-Chrysler,
Star Alliance or Time Warner; beyond a democratic control and "famous"
because of affairs similar to "virtual accounting's" issue of Enron)
just like Mc Donald's launching fast foods rule the world and often
possess more money than several countries of the Third World. What
is more maybe tomorrow there will be hundreds of Mc Worlds. Narrator
of David Fincher's "Fight club" (starring Brad Pitt and Edward Norton;
based on Chuck Palahniuk's underground novel) predicts (ironically),
that after future exploration of deep Space there will be a Microsoft
Galaxy, Planet Starbucks, IBM Stella Sphere!
On
the grounds that gap between the rich, highly educated, technologically
advanced and the poor countries is greater and greater: according
to economist Paul Bairoch difference of income between the richest
and the poorest was 1 : 3 at the Roman Empire times; 1 : 30 at industrial
revolution times and like 1 to 180 nowadays! Famous Polish journalist
and writer, author of the "Emperor" said that dwellers of the USA
and Somalia seem to live on two distant and completely different
planets (we could see that in "Black Hawk Down" by Ridley Scott).
Those tensions are very dangerous (terrorist attack from the 11th
September in New York). Fast development and expansion of predatory
capitalism of globalization era and technological progress (so called
information revolution - appearance of Internet, personal computers,
palmtops, cellar phones, satellites, nuclear power plants, solar,
wind, sea wave "clean" energy, industrial robots etc.) has enormous
after-effects. It causes reduction of costs and salaries, later
massive unemployment, social tensions and anti-globalists' protests
(like in Seattle), great rage against Mc World.
BIG
BROTHER
Your
place of work is turning into a besieged castle, reality of a totalitarianism
from famous George Orwell's novel "Year 1984" or simply a controversial,
full of scandals reality show "Big Brother". I mean You are under
perpetual control and supervision of Your boss, Your company's management.
It is a common tendency to count employee's working time (for example
cashiers in supermarkets; they even wear in some Quick-a-Mart's
Pampers so as not to stop serving clients!). Thanks to GPS, magnetic
cards opening doors, pagers and company cellar phones employer will
nowadays find his employee or maybe slave everywhere. Management
controls Yours e - mail, access to Internet, to web sites. For example
to not chat in private matters and not watch pornographic web sites
during the work time. In Japanese company toilets there are sensors
searching for drugs in employee's urine! Cameras, scanners, so called
open space (people working in one enormous room or in glass boxes
so as boss could observe and supervise employees all the time, even
search - these all invigilation ideas destroy Your privacy, cause
psychic discomfort, reveal Your secrets to boss who is turning into
Big Brother. We have to possess hope, that for instance political
police, a real Big Brother will not achieve an access to those information.
How to refuse humiliating procedures of invigilation and supervision
of Big Brother?
ESCAPE
FROM DILBERT'S BOX
All
of us know famous gazette comic strip "Dilbert". Colleagues turned
Dilbert's life into a nightmare. His labor is a perpetual struggle
with boss (who is an imbecile and cretin), a shouting guy, sweet
and irritating idiot, conceited managers and diabolique animals:
an omnipotent personnel chief Catbert, stupid Ratbert and his pet,
clever and cynic Dogbert. Dilbert is forced to work in poky box,
all the time attacked by colleagues and nonsense boss' directives
and orders. Millions of people read about Dilbert's frightening
and funny adventures. They laugh through tiers. Their dream is to
escape from that nightmare called bureau work, boring nine to five
job or simply Dilbert's box.
Thanks
to modern technology their dreams and wishes may come true. Thanks
to modem, Internet, fax machine and a cellar phone so called home
work is nowadays possible. What is more thousands of problems, like
for instance sticking around in irritating traffic jams, crowded
means of public transport (like subway in which there is no place
for a breath), sexual abuse, bullying or mobbing, other forms of
maltreating. Besides work without boss has many advantages. Your
salary for example is greater, so as whole profit goes straight
to your pocket. Boring X-mas parties, integrating camps and trips
with singing around fire, softball or what is the worst thing -
paintball, psycho tests and that whole staff with control and supervision
of psychologists, personnel chiefs, your stupid and incompetent
boss or cameras (look chapter titled Big Brother). Fallowing issues
completely disappear: colleagues envious because of your promotion,
chatting, gossiping, smoking pauses, desperately seeking of a parking
place and finally, last but not least early waking up, work holism
and that whole staff connected with boring nine to five job or simply
Dilbert's box!
WORKING
IN GLOBAL VILLAGE OR NEW BRAVE WORLD
We
are entering a New Brave World of modern technology. After great
technological revolution (similar to industrial revolution and beginning
of am agriculture) thanks to Internet, cellar phone, palmtop and
satellite communication You may work as good or even better than
in bureau, in Dilbert's box at home or wherever You want. People
from distant countries may be not only Your clients but also employers
and employees. Cyberspace means the end of old Mc World and huge
multinational corporations' dictate. Not cereal, steel or coal,
not even cars or planes are the most important and most sought-after
and searched consumer goods of future but information. Thanks to
Internet everyone's invited to e - business, to that great gold
mine of cyberspace's library. Every computer user may become an
Internet guru and new Bill Gates. Competition is great, dangerous
and even small distant countries like Finland are overtaking in
that race United States. Even countries of former East Block, post
communist like tiny Estonia and in greater degree Asian Tigers or
poor India (but with plenty of computer scientists) thanks to new
technologies develop faster and faster. Working in a global village
is a great opportunity, a chance for escape from Dilbert's box -
so don't waste it.
FROM
MONOPOLY TO E - BUSINESS
You
are a computer nut; playing "Sim City", Sid Meier's "Civilization",
computer games from "Tycoon" series excites you? What is more You
are a passionate of "Monopoly" and hundreds times You've become
a virtual Rockefeller or Donald Trump?! Considering that You may
establish a company similar to Microsoft o r Apple Computer. Possibly
a success comparative with that which achieved Bill Gates or millionaires
from the Silicon Valley is simply at the reach of Your hand. E -
business is developing very rapidly. You may play at Wall Street,
just like George Soros (transactions will last just few seconds).
Equally it is possible for You to establish web sites, becoming
web master, an internet guru. Self-home-work gives many advantages:
freedom of choice of Your enterprise's activity field. What is more,
great flexibility, possibility of fast adaptation to changes on
the market and to conjuncture. Crisis is not a threat for You. The
whole world (places where is an access to Internet) is Your target
market. Regarding You may satisfy demands and needs of small consuming
group in distant country, You may easily find a gap in market (technological
cycles are shorter; new inventions live not 30 but 7 years - so
there is a demand for Your products). Thanks to e - business it
is possible to compare prices and invest simply everywhere. What
is very important the initial costs of investing input are extremely
low. You are Your own boss. In self-home-work You decide alone about
working hours (even the sick, disabled, young mothers or pregnant
woman may work) and Your work's pace.
To
put it briefly it is a beginning of the New Brave World and global
village at labor market, simply great and successful escape from
boring nine to five job or Dilbert's box!!!
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